May 19th, 2012 at 9:12PM
gobigorgoh0me: Blake: That’s why I’m rollin’ with my guild three deepYou can try and creepTo this wizard thugBut you’re gonna catch a muthafuckin’ lightning slug Anders: Don’t make this wizard madDon’t make this wizard pissedI could kill a hill giantWith the flick of my wristGo ahead, dude, give it a tryMuthafucka, wizards can’t die Adam: Poom-Pow! Surprise!Once in your eyesYou’re so hypnotizedStick to me, I’ll make you cryWe wizards never die Anders: I’m a wizard, bitchYou can’t defeat me‘Cause I’m a Predator, tooLike Danny Glover on a G.TAnd when I rap, sonI cast spellsAnd when I’m bangin’ yo’ wenchI make it rain like Kells Blake: You know who it beIt’s that crazy-ass mageWalkin’ out the goblin fortressWith my loaded 12-gaugeI be flyin’ on a dragonYou be ridin’ in a rentalWhile you dance up in the clubI summon blizzard elemental Adam: Straight out of Mordor for moreWizards come to your doorDon’t step to us‘Cause we the number one sorcerersPour more of that maiden bangin’ potionPop the dragon into three-legged motionNow we coastin’

gobigorgoh0me:

Blake:

That’s why I’m rollin’ with my guild three deep
You can try and creep
To this wizard thug
But you’re gonna catch a muthafuckin’ lightning slug

Anders:

Don’t make this wizard mad
Don’t make this wizard pissed
I could kill a hill giant
With the flick of my wrist
Go ahead, dude, give it a try
Muthafucka, wizards can’t die

Adam:

Poom-Pow! Surprise!
Once in your eyes
You’re so hypnotized
Stick to me, I’ll make you cry
We wizards never die

Anders:

I’m a wizard, bitch
You can’t defeat me
‘Cause I’m a Predator, too
Like Danny Glover on a G.T
And when I rap, son
I cast spells
And when I’m bangin’ yo’ wench
I make it rain like Kells

Blake:

You know who it be
It’s that crazy-ass mage
Walkin’ out the goblin fortress
With my loaded 12-gauge
I be flyin’ on a dragon
You be ridin’ in a rental
While you dance up in the club
I summon blizzard elemental

Adam:

Straight out of Mordor for more
Wizards come to your door
Don’t step to us
‘Cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin’ potion
Pop the dragon into three-legged motion
Now we coastin’

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May 19th, 2012 at 8:41PM
standthere-and: This will forever be my favorite part of Keller. (Taken with instagram)

standthere-and:

This will forever be my favorite part of Keller. (Taken with instagram)

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May 19th, 2012 at 8:33PM
Saxophone playing Narwhal. ‘Nuff said.

Saxophone playing Narwhal. ‘Nuff said.

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May 10th, 2012 at 9:39PM
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May 10th, 2012 at 9:36PM

The last one. Oh god

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April 29th, 2012 at 3:00PM

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April 29th, 2012 at 3:00PM
Music Discussions: Gigging musicians will understand:

musicdiscussions:

St. Peter was checking ID’s at the pearly gates. He asks the first man, “What did you do on Earth?” The man replied, “I was a doctor.” St. Peter says, “OK, go right through those two shiny gates to your left.

“Next person! What did you do on Earth?” , “I was a school teacher.”

“OK, ..through…
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April 27th, 2012 at 1:32AM

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April 23rd, 2012 at 12:07AM

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April 14th, 2012 at 9:31PM

ratak-monodosico:

John Zorn composed a tune addressing this issue, Jazz Snob Eat Shit

IMO, it’s not Jazz nerds, it’s classical nerds. How can you listen to this garbage which was made in the 2000s and is relevant to current culture? You should listen to masterpieces from 1800!

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